So now we've got a trade deal, yay!
But let's get real, folks, this is like agreeing to go on a diet and then eating an entire pizza by yourself... technically you're making progress, but your waistline is still gonna be a hot mess
. I mean, China gets to keep its rare earth exports and access to tech, and the US just gets to say it tried... kinda. It's like trying to find common ground with a friend who always has the last slice of pizza
. Not exactly winning friends or influencing people here...