A Long Game by Elizabeth McCracken review – here's how to really write your novel

"Creative Writing's Dirty Little Secret: A Guide to Really Writing a Novel"

Elizabeth McCracken's "A Long Game" is a refreshingly honest take on the craft of novel-writing. In a genre dominated by formulaic writing guides and motivational manuals, McCracken shatters expectations with her unapologetic, often provocative approach.

Instead of offering saccharine advice or tired cliches like "show, don't tell" or "write what you know," McCracken takes aim at the more insidious forces that can stifle creativity. Her book is less about imparting wisdom and more about ripping away the layers of pretension that often accompany serious writing.

With unflinching candor, McCracken tackles some of the most hackneyed pieces of creative writing workshop advice, including the notorious "write every day" mantra. Instead of advocating for a rigid daily writing routine, she reveals her own warped motivation – harnessing the power of self-loathing to drive her creative process.

This is not the sort of book that will appeal to everyone. McCracken's approach is often brash and irreverent, veering into territory that may leave some readers feeling uneasy or even offended. However, for those who have been suffocated by overly prescriptive writing guides or workshop feedback, her book offers a much-needed antidote.

In the hands of experienced writers and creatives, McCracken's ideas can be a liberating force, encouraging them to abandon the stifling conventions that often accompany serious writing. Her unflinching honesty is both disarming and deeply refreshing – a reminder that the best writing often arises from a willingness to take risks and challenge conventional wisdom.

Ultimately, "A Long Game" is not about pedagogy or craft advice; it's about embracing the messy, unpredictable nature of creative expression. If you're tired of being told what to do with your writing or how to write your novel, McCracken's book might just be the right prescription for a healthy dose of creative dissent.
 
Ugh, this author is so extra 🤯... thinking it's okay to trash all those "overly prescriptive" writing guides and workshop feedback? Like, what if some people actually need that guidance to get their work done? And harnessing self-loathing as motivation? That's just a bunch of BS 💔. I mean, who hasn't had days where they just want to throw in the towel on their writing? But do you really think that's healthy or productive? 🤷‍♀️
 
omg i cant even believe this guide is out 🤯 like why didnt anyone think of using self loathing as motivation before? i mean idk about writing but thats pretty deep lol and yeah its kinda weird that they say "show dont tell" all the time when thats literally just a lazy way to describe yourself as a writer 😂 what do u guys think about this new book tho?
 
idk why more ppl dont read mccrackens kinda refreshing take on writing 🤔 she calls out all that sappy workshop advice and gets straight to the point 🎯 about how we can actually write without being held back by our own fears and self doubt 💪 i think this is exactly what us writers need - someone to tell us it's okay to be messy and not have it all figured out 📝
 
idk why authors gotta make their own rules 🤔... like mccracken's approach is all about tearing down the usual advice and stuff. i mean, show don't tell is still a thing, right? 😂 but seriously, having someone come in and challenge those conventional writing tips can be kinda refreshing. it's not for everyone tho - some peeps might feel kinda weird or uncomfortable with mccracken's whole self-loathing vibe 🤷‍♀️. but if you're like me and wanna break free from all the strict rules and stuff, maybe mccracken's book is the way to go? just don't expect it to be all rainbows and unicorns 💁‍♀️...
 
I'm totally feeling this 🤯! As someone who's been in the trenches of writer's block and felt like I was stuck in a rut, Elizabeth McCracken's take on creativity is everything I needed to hear 💡. No more sugarcoated advice or feel-good tips - she's serving up the real deal, even if it means ruffling some feathers 😬. It's refreshing to see someone speak truth to power and challenge the status quo in the writing world 🙌. And let's be real, who hasn't felt like a total mess when trying to create something new? 😩 McCracken's honesty is not only liberating but also kind of beautiful 🌸. I'm definitely adding this book to my reading list ASAP 📚
 
I'm so over those 'write every day' books 🙄. Like, who actually believes that? And don't even get me started on the whole 'show, don't tell' thing... isn't that just a fancy way of saying "just write what feels right"? 🤔 I love how Elizabeth McCracken is unafraid to call out all the cheesy writing advice out there and instead offers a refreshingly honest take. Her approach might not be for everyone, but honestly, who wants to be spoon-fed all the time? Sometimes you just need to get messy and see what happens 💪.
 
omg i'm so down w/ this book!!! Elizabeth McCracken is literally speaking straight to my soul 💖 she's all about being honest & raw with her writing process, no fluff or sugarcoating 🙅‍♀️ i mean who needs that kinda advice anyway? the "write every day" thing is just a myth, right? 😂 it's like, what even is motivation if you're just doing it out of self-loathing? 🤣 mccracken's approach is all about embracing the uncertainty & messiness of creativity 🌪️ and i am HERE. FOR. IT 💥
 
idk why ppl r making such a big deal outta this book 🤷‍♀️ its all about shaking off those pesky writing conventions & embracing ur own twisted process lol Elizabeth McCracken seems like the kind of writer who's not afraid to speak truth to power...or in this case, to power of "write every day" mantra 😂 she's all about keeping it real & raw, no sugarcoating for her 🍰
 
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A writer's secret ingredient? 🤫 Self-loathing 🎭
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Mccracken's got skills 💪
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Sometimes you just gotta break the rules 🔴
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Tired of "show, don't tell"? 🙃
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Mccracken's book is for those who want to "show, show" 😏
 
I'm low-key surprised she got roasted for saying that daily writing routine is actually a myth 🤔. I mean, who hasn't been there where you feel like you gotta produce something every day or else? And now she's saying it's just a bunch of nonsense and we should stop pretending like it's true 🙄. But at the same time, isn't that kinda the point? Like, shouldn't we be encouraged to write what feels right in the moment and not some arbitrary schedule? 🤷‍♀️ I'm so torn about this book now... is she a hero for being honest or a villain for tearing down something that's supposed to help us grow as writers? 🤯
 
I gotta say, I'm loving this take on traditional writing guides 🤯. Elizabeth McCracken's "A Long Game" is like a breath of fresh air in an industry that can sometimes feel super formulaic 📚. The stats are staggering - 70% of writers report feeling stuck or uninspired, and 60% of creatives admit to struggling with self-doubt 😩. And let's be real, who hasn't written something they're totally unimpressed with at some point? 🤦‍♀️ But seriously, McCracken's approach is like a wake-up call - we need more honest conversations about the writing process and less prescriptive advice 🚫.

The data on writer productivity is also wild - 40% of writers report feeling burnt out within 6 months of starting a project, and only 20% say they feel truly satisfied with their work 💔. Meanwhile, the most successful authors are those who take risks and push boundaries 🔥. So yeah, McCracken's book might be uncomfortable at times, but trust me, it's necessary 🤓.

Here are some more stats to back this up: 📊

* 80% of creatives say they feel pressure to conform to industry standards
* 90% of writers report feeling like they're not good enough
* The top-selling writing books all contain similar, formulaic advice

But McCracken's book is different. It's like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise grey industry ☀️. So if you're tired of being told what to do with your writing, or just want some real talk about the craft, then this might be the book for you 💫.

And here's a chart showing the average word count for different types of books:

* Romance novels: 80k words
* Fantasy novels: 100k words
* Sci-fi novels: 90k words

But McCracken's approach isn't just about productivity or word count - it's about embracing your true creative voice 🎤.
 
omg i love this! elizabeth mccracken is literally speaking truth to power 🙌 her approach is so refreshing and real, it's like she's saying "hey, we don't have to follow all these rules" instead of just telling us what to do 🤷‍♀️ her honesty is gonna be super liberating for people who feel suffocated by all the writing guides out there 💪 i'm definitely adding this to my reading list ASAP 🔍
 
I think its so refreshing to see someone like Elizabeth McCracken speaking her mind about the whole writing guide thing 🙌. I mean, lets face it, most books on writing are just a bunch of generic advice that anyone can find online already. But what she does is take all that fluff and get down to the nitty gritty – all the things we're too afraid to talk about 💭. Like, who really writes every day? Are we even capable of producing good work under pressure or are we just making it up as we go along? I love how she's not afraid to say that her motivation comes from self-loathing – because let's be real, thats where the best stuff comes from 🤪.
 
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