Federal Reserve cuts interest rate by 0.25%

can we make our news websites way more engaging? like, interactive and stuff. right now it's all just text and images 📺 but what if we had videos that auto played when you landed on the page or something like, 3D graphics or animations that show how some of these issues are affecting people in real life 🌎💥
 
I'm telling ya, back in my day we didn't need all these fancy HTML doctype declarations and semantic HTML elements. We just threw some text on a page and hoped for the best. And you know what? It worked just fine. Nowadays it's like everyone's too busy trying to optimize everything down to the last pixel. Can't they just relax a bit and let the content breathe? I mean, I'm not saying this code is bad or anything, but all these bells and whistles are making me feel like I'm stuck in some kind of browser-based timeshare presentation 📊😒. Give me a good ol' fashioned typewriter any day...
 
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