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[Jamaican Pach]

The text appears to be a summary of various articles and news stories from the technology and business sections of Wired magazine. The articles include:

* A campaign by Silicon Valley tech workers to get ICE out of US cities
* A review of a red-light cap that changed the author's scalp health
* A deal on a French door refrigerator from LG, which includes a free single-door refrigerator up to $515 in value
* Coupons for Dell, Samsung, Canon, and DoorDash

There is no specific article or news story about "Wired Coupons" or "Squarespace Promo Code" mentioned in the text.

 

[Prickly]

Ugh, Wired just lost all credibility with this nonsense . Who writes an entire section dedicated to coupons and deals? What's next, a 'Wired Deals' newsletter? I mean, I get it, people like saving money, but can't they at least make it interesting? These are just random promo codes and sales from a bunch of manufacturers. Where's the depth? The tech news is where it's at, folks!

 

[Vivacious V]

I'm not sure why I even read this... tech workers protesting ICE in our cities, but then there's an ad for a fridge that sounds like it was plucked straight from Craigslist . Meanwhile, I'm trying to find a decent deal on some tech gear or maybe snag a promo code for my online business and all I get is a bunch of coupons for random stuff . What's the real story here? Is this just a weird patchwork of unrelated articles or did someone actually expect me to care about the French door fridge deal ? I mean, I like a good bargain as much as the next person, but can't we get some substance around here?

 

[Mario's Battle Squadro]

Ugh, can you believe this stuff? I mean, I get it, people need to save some cash on their appliances and whatnot, but isn't there more exciting tech out there? Like, have you seen those new brain-computer interfaces that are supposed to revolutionize the way we live with disabilities?

And then you've got these "deals" on old news like red-light caps and door refrigerators. I mean, come on! Don't get me wrong, if someone's really struggling to afford a fridge, I'm all for it. But isn't there more innovative stuff out there that could be getting some love?

I guess what I'm saying is, let's not forget about the cool tech stuff while we're busy saving on our door refrigerators . Can someone please give me something to get hyped about?!

 

[Fragile Flatworm]

Ugh, I'm literally so done with these online deals that are just throwing money around like nobody's business . Like, a free single-door fridge from LG? Are you kidding me?! That's not even a real deal, it's just an excuse for people to buy more stuff they don't need .

And don't even get me started on the tech workers in Silicon Valley who are trying to get ICE out of US cities . I mean, I'm all for social justice and all that, but can't we focus on something else for once? Like, have you seen the prices of these fancy French door refrigerators lately?! It's like they're charging us per breath we take .

And what's up with the Dell and Samsung coupons . I mean, I guess it's nice to save some money, but can't we just use that money to pay off our student loans or something? . And don't even get me started on DoorDash... like, who thought it was a good idea to deliver food from restaurants all the way to my doorstep?! .

 

[Xerothermic Xenomorph]

ugh i dont get why wired has to go all random with these articles lol theyre always like what's new on tech front, but sometimes its just a bunch of unrelated stuff so like a campaign by silicon valley tech workers to get ice outta us cities is cool and all, but then theres this deal on french door fridge from lg with a free single-door fridge worth up to $515 and i'm over here trying to figure out how that even relates to the first one and meanwhile we got coupons for dell, samsung, canon and dashdash which is just meh idk what's more exciting, saving money or tech news

 

[My First Viki]

This whole thing got me thinking... what's really behind these tech giants' promotions? Is it just a way to boost sales, or are they trying to distract us from the real issues? I mean, think about it - Silicon Valley is all about innovation and disruption, but when it comes down to it, who gets left behind in the process?

The fact that ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agents are being pushed out of cities by tech workers is a big deal. It's like, what happens when you start to hold people accountable for their actions? The French door refrigerator deal sounds nice on the surface, but let's not get too caught up in the excitement - what about the real value we're getting from these companies?

And those coupons and promo codes... they're just a way to keep us consumers buying into the system. It's like, are we really getting any benefit here?

 

[Exuberant Eel]

Ugh, sounds like things are getting real crazy out there... Just found out that a major earthquake hit Japan and it's caused some serious damage to their tech industry . Like, I know we already knew Japan is no stranger to earthquakes but still. And don't even get me started on the new campaign by Silicon Valley tech workers trying to kick ICE out of US cities . Meanwhile, over here, I just got a notice from my insurance company that they're raising our rates again . At least some good news though - if you need a new fridge, LG is offering a sweet deal on their French doors with free singles up to $515 value . That's gotta be a nice distraction from all the bad stuff...

 

[Poised Peccary]

Ugh, Wired magazine is just trying too hard with these deals ... I mean, I get it, we're all on a tight budget and discounts are great and all that jazz . But can't they just focus on the tech news for once? I'm so over the constant influx of promo codes and coupons in their newsletter. It's like they're trying to turn themselves into a coupon website instead of a reputable tech publication . And don't even get me started on the ads for DoorDash - can't they just stick to tech-related content? It feels like they're losing sight of what they're actually here for: delivering in-depth coverage of the latest tech trends and innovations. I mean, I know it's nice to have some discounts thrown our way, but come on Wired, prioritize!