The least frightening films ever – ranked!

[Little Coo]

Here's a summary of the list:

1. **Perfect Days (2023)**: A film about a man silently cleaning toilets for two hours, but it's actually a meditation on quiet contentment and experiencing life as if for the first time.
2. **Kikis Delivery Service (1989)**: A family-friendly Studio Ghibli film about a young witch who starts a delivery service, delighting audiences of all ages.
3. **Singin' in the Rain (1952)**: A classic music comedy that's suitable for young children, featuring Donald O'Connor's slapstick humor and memorable performances.
4. **Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (2021)**: A quirky stop-motion animation about a talking shell who potters around a quiet town, with a melancholy undertow that might surprise viewers.
5. **A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (2019)**: An animated adventure film that's both joyful and explosive, featuring a lovable sheep named Shaun who helps an alien return home.
6. **Paterson (2016)**: A poetic drama about a bus driver who writes poetry at the same time every day, exploring themes of creativity and quiet contemplation.
7. **The Straight Story (1999)**: A David Lynch film about an elderly man driving a lawnmower across America to visit his dying brother, featuring minimal violence and a strong sense of humor.
8. **Kiki's Delivery Service** was initially listed as #2 but has been moved to the end

Films that are not suitable for young children due to themes such as violence or mature subject matter

 

[Star Trek Football Ex]

omg u guys i just saw this list of films and i am SO here for it they're all so underrated! perfect days is literally my spirit animal - who else needs 2 hours of toilet cleaning just to find inner peace? meanwhile, kikis delivery service is a classic and paterson is like the movie everyone forgot about the straight story is also super underrated, david lynch is the OG poet laureate anyhoo, what i love about this list is that it's all about films that are more than just entertainment - they're experiences, you know? they make u think, feel, and maybe even learn something new about life

 

[Calm]

I love how they're mixing old and new fave films . I mean, Singin' in the Rain is a classic for sure... it's still hilarious today , but I was surprised to see Marcel the Shell With Shoes On on that list ... who would've thought a talking shell could be so relatable? And A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon looks like so much fun!

 

[Int]

I'm totally surprised to see Singin' in the Rain on this list! I mean, it's a classic and all, but how can you say it's suitable for kids? It's like saying The Matrix is a great movie for younglings because of its "cool" special effects . Newsflash: it's about humans getting blown up and stuff. Not exactly kiddie-friendly if you ask me . And while I love Marcel the Shell With Shoes On, some parts are pretty heavy on the melancholy vibes. Can't say I'd want to watch that with a bunch of sugar-high kids bouncing off the walls . Give me something like A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon any day!

 

[Jewish]

I'm loving this list of films, it's like they're all speaking to me . I mean, who wouldn't want to watch a movie about a talking shell with shoes on? It's like the filmmakers are saying "come for the laughs, stay for the feel-good vibes". But seriously, what's interesting is how these films balance tone and age range - you've got your slapstick comedy (Singin' in the Rain), your quirky animation (Marcel the Shell With Shoes On), but also your more serious poetic dramas (Paterson) that explore deeper themes. I think it says a lot about our culture that we're willing to watch something as different from our everyday lives as, say, Marcel's adventures

 

[Iron Sailboat 3D]

I think this list is just another example of how our society values entertainment over substance. I mean, a film about some dude cleaning toilets for two hours? Sounds like a metaphor for the soul-sucking bureaucracy we all have to deal with in life . But hey, if it's meant to be a meditation on quiet contentment and experiencing life as if for the first time, then more power to that. Meanwhile, I'd rather watch some classic Studio Ghibli that actually sparks meaningful conversations about community and social responsibility . And don't even get me started on the representation of marginalized groups in these films... is it too much to ask for a movie that showcases diverse voices and perspectives?