The man taking over the Large Hadron Collider – only to switch it off

Cern's New Director General: A Leap of Faith into the Unknown

Professor Mark Thomson, a renowned expert in experimental particle physics, has been appointed as the director general of Cern, the prestigious nuclear physics laboratory on the outskirts of Geneva. As he takes over at the helm, one can't help but wonder if he's biting off more than he can chew.

Thomson's first move will be to shut down the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the world's largest scientific instrument, for a five-year upgrade period. The LHC, which has made groundbreaking discoveries including the detection of the Higgs boson, will undergo a major overhaul with new superconducting magnets and strengthened detectors. This ambitious project promises to boost the machine's capabilities tenfold.

But what about the next big question? When does one consider a scientific endeavour too expensive or ambitious? Thomson acknowledges that Cern's Future Circular Collider (FCC) project faces significant challenges, including the daunting task of building a new 91km circular tunnel at a cost of an estimated £14 billion. Can this behemoth of a machine truly unlock new secrets about the universe?

The stakes are high. The success of the FCC will determine Cern's place in the global scientific hierarchy, while its failure could lead to the lab losing its position as the world leader in particle physics. Thomson remains resolute, however, convinced that understanding the fundamental nature of the universe is worth the risk.

"We've not got to the point where we have stopped making discoveries and the FCC is the natural progression," he says, unwavering in his resolve. The future of Cern, and indeed the entire field of particle physics, hangs in the balance. As Thomson embarks on this five-year tenure, one can't help but feel a sense of trepidation. Will he successfully lead the charge into the unknown, or will Cern's ambitions prove too much to handle?
 
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I mean, what's the worst that could happen right? Like, if they don't find anything new, we'll just have to put it down as "we tried and failed, but hey, at least we're good for a laugh" 😂. The £14 billion price tag is already making me think of a bad Tinder date – it's gonna be a long five years 🤣. Thomson seems like the kind of guy who'll make you want to join him on this wild ride, though. "We've not got to the point where we have stopped making discoveries" – sounds like he's trying to get out of paying his student loans early 💸. But for real, can we please just hope they don't find any evidence of alien life and instead just discover a giant chicken nugget that's been sitting there since the 70s? That'd be some next-level science 🍗🔬.
 
Ugh, £14 billion for a 91km tunnel... like anyone actually thinks that's going to happen 🤯💸 I mean, can't they just use some of that cash to upgrade the snack machine in the cafeteria or something? On a more serious note tho, I'm curious to see how this whole thing plays out. The Higgs boson discovery was a big deal and it'll be interesting to see if the FCC lives up to its promises 🤔💡
 
🤯 The thought of shutting down the LHC for 5 years and then going all in on this £14 billion FCC project is wild 😲. Are they trying to make up for lost time or just plain crazy 💥? Either way, it's gonna be fascinating to watch how this all plays out 📺
 
I'm getting a bad vibe from this new DG at Cern 🤔... reminds me of when they shut down the old LHC back in 2008 and it took them years to get it up and running again. I mean, what if this upgrade doesn't go as planned? We've seen projects like this collapse before... like that ill-fated Singularity project that never got off the ground 🚫

And £14 billion for a new tunnel? That's crazy talk! Do they even have a budget like that anymore? Back in the 80s, we used to get excited about building new particle accelerators and now it's all about breaking the bank 💸

I'm not saying Thomson isn't qualified or anything, but has he actually worked with this kind of budget before? The last thing Cern needs is another big flop on their hands...
 
[Image of a person at the edge of a cliff with a sign that says " Leap of Faith" 😅]

[Cern director general Mark Thomson is walking on water 🌊]

[Thomson trying to shut down the LHC but it keeps coming back to life 💀]

[FCC project cost estimate: £14 billion... and a side of fries 🍟]
 
I'm still waiting for them to fix the LHC live stream so we don't have to sit through buffering every other minute... 🙄💻 What's with the FCC project, 14 billion pounds is crazy even for a scientific endeavor that could potentially change our understanding of the universe. Are they kidding me? 😂 Can you imagine the politics behind this project, it's like trying to get funding for a space station upgrade... 🚀
 
I'm telling you, this is like throwing a huge amount of money at a complex problem 🤯. I mean, £14 billion is just crazy talk 💸. You've got to wonder who made that decision and what their priorities are 🤑. Are they thinking about the science or the prestige? I think we're seeing a case of 'big science' politics where it's all about keeping Cern on top, rather than actually making progress 🔍.

And let's not forget, this is just one part of a much larger debate about how to fund scientific research 🤝. Shouldn't we be having a national conversation about the value of investing in cutting-edge tech like the LHC and FCC? Instead, it feels like Cern is getting a free pass 📦.

I'm not saying Thomson isn't qualified or capable, but I do think he's taking on too much at once 🤯. Five years is a long time to be leading a project that could make or break the entire field of particle physics 🔮. And what about accountability? Who's going to hold him and Cern accountable if things go wrong? 🤔
 
Ugh, this dude is like throwing a big risk-reward gamble 🤔. I mean, £14 billion for a tunnel? That's like, what, a small country's GDP right there? What's next, building a new moon or something? It's like Cern's playing a game of "can we afford to be the best" and it's just gonna get expensive 🤑.

I'm all for pushing the boundaries of human knowledge, but come on, let's not forget who's footing the bill here – taxpayers. What's the return on investment going to be? Is this really worth risking Cern's funding and reputation over some fancy new tunnel? I'd say we need more transparency about where that dough is going 📊.

And what's with the "natural progression" business? It sounds like Thomson is just trying to justify a massive spending spree 🤑. Where's the cost-benefit analysis? We can't just keep throwing money at science and expect something amazing to happen every time 🔮. Let's get some experts in here to crunch some numbers and have a real debate about what Cern should be doing 💡.
 
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