Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski – House of Leaves author returns with a 1200-page western

A 1200-page Western that defies conventions? Mark Z. Danielewski's 'Tom's Crossing' is an epic tale of horse riding, loyalty, and survival set against the backdrop of 1980s Utah. On the surface, the story of Kalin March, a 16-year-old outsider who strikes up an unlikely friendship with Tom Gatestone, seems straightforward enough – until Danielewski complicates things.

With over half a million words, 'Tom's Crossing' is not just long; it's also dense and deliberately arcane. The novel begins by hinting that the events described are already widely known, and from there, Danielewski plunges us into a world of elaborate art installations, operas, and songs, with an astonishing array of named characters whose thoughts and attitudes we're encouraged to explore in detail.

However, for all its ambition and ingenious plotting, 'Tom's Crossing' can be infuriatingly difficult to get through. The narrative voice is a bizarre blend of Homeric grandeur and rural American drawl, dropping "g"s on participles and using arcane words that add to the novel's sense of self-importance. Every moment in the story is dissected with hyperomniscience, leaving even minor characters and their hobbies excruciatingly detailed.

One can't help but wonder whether Danielewski has been writing this book for academic immortality rather than pure enjoyment. It certainly feels like he's trying to prove a point about literary merit rather than simply telling a story that captivates its readers.

And yet, beneath the complexities and eccentricities of 'Tom's Crossing', lies a surprisingly straightforward western tale with limited nudity, violent scenes, and simple moral choices – more akin to an 80s blockbuster than experimental literature.
 
omg u gotta read this book but like, be prepared for a wild ride 🤯 it's over 1000 pages long and Danielewski is all about that dense & arcane life 📚 he drops so many names & references that u'll be like "wait what just happened?" 😂 but seriously, the story itself is actually pretty straightforward - it's a western tale at heart! 🤠 i mean don't get me wrong, it's def got its quirks & complexities, but there's something to be said for a good ol' fashioned underdog story 🌅
 
I'm so confused about this book, I mean, who writes a novel that's almost as long as a phonebook 📚? It sounds like Danielewski is trying to show off how smart he is, but honestly, it feels like a chore to read 🤯. The writing style is weird and old-fashioned, like someone from the 18th century trying to talk to me 🗣️. And what's with all the extra details? It's like he's saying "Hey, look, Tom's favorite snack is cornmeal mush! Isn't that fascinating?" 🤪

But then I read about how it's basically just a western story at heart 💔, and I'm like, wait, really? Why all the fuss then? Can't we just enjoy a simple tale of loyalty and survival without having to figure out every single character's thoughts? 😐

Still, I guess that's what makes 'Tom's Crossing' so interesting – it's like a puzzle you can't quite solve 🧩. Maybe it's for me, maybe not...
 
🤯 I mean, what is up with this book?! 📚 It's like Danielewski took every literary device known to man, threw them all in a blender, and hit puree. The story itself sounds pretty standard - horse riding, loyalty, survival - but then he goes and complicates it with like, operas and art installations and whatnot... 🎭

I'm low-key frustrated, tbh. I don't get why you can't just tell a story that's engaging without needing to info-dump every single thought from every character's head. It feels like Danielewski is trying way too hard to prove some point about literary genius rather than just writing a good book 🙄

But at the same time... there's something kinda cool about it, you know? Like, the fact that it's so dense and complex - it's like a puzzle waiting to be solved. And I'm sure there are gonna be people out there who will love this book for its sheer ambition and experimentation 🤓

But for me, personally... idk, man. I need a break from all that pretentiousness 😅. Give me a straightforward story with some actual character development any day 💖
 
I mean, have you ever stopped to think about why we're drawn to stories that challenge us? Like, I'm not saying 'Tom's Crossing' is easy to get through or anything, but part of the appeal might be that it forces us to confront our own expectations as readers 🤔. It's like, we want a story that's gonna blow our minds, you know? But sometimes that means sacrificing some intimacy with the characters and the plot. For me, the question is, what's more valuable: getting lost in a dense, intricate world or having a straightforward narrative that just resonates with us on a deeper level? 📚
 
I don't know how I'd read a book like this if it was offered to me as a free ticket 🚫📖. I mean, I get what Danielewski's trying to do - break all the rules and push boundaries - but can't he just write something that feels more... natural? 😅 The amount of info dumped on us is like a PhD thesis in novel form 🤯. And don't even get me started on those weird narrative choices 💁‍♀️. I'd rather have a good ol' fashioned western any day, you know?
 
🤔 I mean, I gotta respect Danielewski for trying something new, you know? But like, at the same time... I don't know if it's always a good idea to overcomplicate things in a story 🙅‍♂️. It feels like he's got this grand vision of what literary fiction should be, and then he just kind of... loses himself in it 💭. But hey, maybe that's the point? Maybe we're supposed to get lost in it too 🔮. I did enjoy the western part of it tho 🤠. It was cool to see the "normal" story beneath all the crazy art installations and stuff 😎
 
I'm so confused by this book 😂🤯 I mean, it sounds like Danielewski is trying to be super literary and deep, but sometimes it feels like he's just being pretentious 🙄. Like, who needs all those extra words and descriptions? Can't we just get straight to the story already?! 🤔

I do love the idea of an epic western tale set in 80s Utah, though - there's something about the combination of horse riding and loyalty that sounds really compelling 🐴💕. And I'm not sure why it would be considered "experimental literature" because, honestly, sometimes those books just feel like a challenge to get through 😩.

I think what bothers me most is when the story starts to tell us how smart we are for understanding it - like, okay, genius, we get it 🤓. Can't Danielewski just trust his readers and let us enjoy the story without all those extra explanations? 🤷‍♀️
 
Ugh this book is like trying to drink from a firehose 💧🔥! Danielewski's all about pushing the boundaries, but sometimes you just wanna be told a story, you know? 🤷‍♂️ The amount of info he dumps on us is crazy – I mean, who needs that many details about art installations and operas?! 🎭 It feels like he's trying to show off his literary chops more than tell a compelling tale. And don't even get me started on the narrator's weird voice - it's like he's trying to confuse us on purpose 🤯! Still, I gotta admit, beneath all the complexity is a pretty straightforward western story... maybe I'll give it another shot 😊
 
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