Elon Musk just told Davos that Tesla will sell humanoid robots next year, really, he swears

๐Ÿค” I mean, come on Elon ๐Ÿ™„! One minute you're saying we'll have Optimus robots making our lives easier by 2027, the next you're pushing it back to 2027... yeah right ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ! I'm not buying it (no pun intended). And let's be real, how many times has Musk missed his own deadlines? It's like he thinks magic is gonna make this one stick ๐ŸŽฉ. Newsflash: technology takes time and effort. We need to see concrete progress, not just empty promises from a charismatic CEO ๐Ÿ˜’. The public is already getting skeptical, and as an investor, you gotta wonder if they're biting off more than they can chew ๐Ÿค‘...
 
I'm low-key confused about Elon's plans ๐Ÿค”. First, it was AGI, now Optimus... I don't think he's being realistic about timelines ๐Ÿ˜’. And what's with all the hype around these robots? They're just gonna sit there looking cool on your shelf ๐Ÿ . I mean, I get why people are excited, but come on, how hard is it to program a robot that can take out the trash ๐Ÿšฎ? Not exactly rocket science, right? ๐Ÿš€
 
๐Ÿค” Tesla's Optimus robot will be a hot mess when it finally hits the market ๐Ÿšฎ I'm calling it now - it'll probably arrive after 2030 and still need a team of engineers to fix it ๐Ÿ”ง
 
๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ธ Optimus update ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ: Musk's 2027 target is looking sketchy. What are the chances it'll hit that timeline? ๐Ÿค” According to my data, 75% of Tesla's robot development projects have been delayed or cancelled in the past 5 years ๐Ÿ“Š

Production capacity vs demand ๐Ÿ“ˆ: Cybercab production goal of 2 million vehicles per year is ambitious. In 2023, Tesla produced approximately 930,000 cars globally ๐Ÿš—. The public's lukewarm response to autonomous cars isn't helping either ๐Ÿค”. A recent survey found that only 22% of respondents are interested in buying an autonomous car without a steering wheel. ๐Ÿ“Š

Autonomous tech progress bar โฌ…๏ธ: According to various reports, the Optimus project has made little to no significant advancements in the past year. In contrast, rival companies like Boston Dynamics and SoftBank Robotics have been making steady progress in humanoid robot development ๐Ÿ’ช
 
I'm so done with Elon Musk already ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ. He's always making promises that never come true, it's like he thinks the world revolves around his vision for humanity ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘€. And now Optimus? Please, we've seen demos that were clearly rigged and there's no concrete proof anything is even being done on the ground. I mean, where's the transparency? It feels like Tesla is just blowing smoke and hoping everyone buys into it ๐Ÿ’จ.

And don't even get me started on Milan Kovac leaving the project ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. That's a major red flag right there. If someone as high up as that can't even commit to a project, how can we trust that anything will actually happen? It's like they're just winging it and hoping for the best ๐Ÿคž.

I'm all for innovation and pushing boundaries, but come on Elon ๐Ÿ˜’. You've got to prove it to us before we start getting all excited about Optimus. And let's be real, even if it does happen, is it really worth the hype? I mean, a robot that can do stuff around the house isn't going to change anyone's life ๐Ÿ’ธ.

And have you seen those Cybercab projections? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Two million vehicles per year? That sounds like something straight out of a fantasy novel. It's like Elon is just making it all up as he goes along and we're just supposed to believe him ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Investors need to wake up and stop drinking the Tesla Kool-Aid ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ฆ. We deserve better than empty promises and pie-in-the-sky projections. Let's see some real progress before we start getting all optimistic about Optimus ๐Ÿ’ช
 
Dude I'm getting so over Elon's hype ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ like what even is the deal with Optimus? He says it'll be out by 2027 but we all know how that's gonna go ๐Ÿ™„. First, he says AGI by 2030, then it slips to 2040... meanwhile Tesla just keeps churning out cars and making bank ๐Ÿ’ธ. I mean, I'm excited for the Cybercab too, but two million units a year? That's wild ๐Ÿคฏ. And don't even get me started on how people are gonna react when they actually have one of these robots at home ๐Ÿ . It's all very promising, but let's not forget Musk's track record of overpromising and underdelivering ๐Ÿ’”
 
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