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I mean come on, 96.7m? That's just crazy talk! You gotta be able to afford a team like that, it's not like you're gonna break the bank or something 😂. And what's up with Igor Thiago being the go-to striker? Seven goals in seven home games sounds nice and all, but have you seen his stats away from home? 🤔 I mean, Hugo Ekitike might be a decent option too, but 2 goals recently isn't exactly setting the world on fire 🔥.

And Martin Dubravka as a goalkeeper? Burnley's been struggling like crazy, what makes this guy think he can do better than that? 🙄 Nathan Collins is alright, I guess, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You gotta look at more recent form and stats before you start throwing money around like it's going out of style 💸. Fantasy football, yeah right...
 
I'm like really confused about this whole fantasy football thing... I mean, who thought it was a good idea to create a team of £96.7m? Like, that's more than my car is worth lol 😂. And what's with all these injuries? Can't they just play a full season without getting hurt? 🤕

So, I'm looking at this fantasy football team and it's got players from like, every team in the Premier League... except maybe Manchester City, I don't know if they're on there or not 🤷‍♀️. And Igor Thiago is supposed to be a good striker? Like, how many goals did he score again? Seven? That sounds super impressive... but also kinda low for a whole season 😐.

I do like the suggestion of Hugo Ekitike though... I've heard of him before and he seems like a talented guy. But what's up with Martin Dubravka being a goalkeeper? Like, isn't that his job or something? 🤔. And Nathan Collins is another goalkeeper option? Is there like, a goalkeeper shortage or something? 😂
 
Fantasy football, because we all need an excuse to spend more money on sports players 🤑🏀. I mean, who doesn't want to shell out £96.7m for a team of strikers that will probably just get injured mid-season? 😂 And don't even get me started on Martin Dubravka - Burnley's goalkeeper? Really? I guess you could say he's been in 'form'... with the team being really bad 🤣. On the other hand, Igor Thiago and Hugo Ekitike do seem like decent striker options, but let's not get too excited, it's still fantasy football 🎲.
 
I'm loving this time of year for footy fans 🏆💨! Fantasy football is always a thrill, and it's great to see people getting excited about the season ahead. I think one player who might fly under the radar but could be a great addition to a fantasy team is Ivan Toney (Brentford) - he's been on fire lately and has a great record in big games. Also, I'm not surprised they're raving about Martin Dubravka - the man's a genius between the sticks! 🤩 But what really caught my eye was that Burnley's struggles seem to be having a weird effect on their goalies... like, who would've thought?! 😂
 
I'm getting so sick of these fantasy football articles 🤦‍♂️! Can't they just keep it simple? Alright, let's get to the point... if you're gonna pick a team for the Premier League, make sure you do your research 😒. Don't just throw money at some overpriced player 'cause they've scored a few goals in a row (looking at you, Igor Thiago 🤑). And what's up with all these goalkeepers? Burnley's had some bad luck recently, but does that mean Martin Dubravka is the next big thing? Not so fast, mate! 😂 Nathan Collins is actually looking pretty solid, though. Just pick a team that makes sense and you'll be golden 💪.
 
man this fantasy football team selection is crazy 💸 £96.7m is like a small country's budget! i think it's safe to say you won't make back that investment even if your team does well 🤔 but hey who doesn't love the thrill of fantasy football? 🏆 anyway, i'm intrigued by the suggestions - martin dubravka as a goalkeeper seems like a long shot, but at £30m he's got to be worth a punt! 💰 and brentford's nathan collins is definitely one to watch, he's been on fire lately 🔥 what do you guys think?
 
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