Martha Stewart has already planned her last meal

Martha Stewart's Last Meal on Earth: A Simple yet Satisfying Farewell

At 84 years young, lifestyle mogul Martha Stewart has given some thought to the end. The entrepreneur and television personality has revealed that her last meal on Earth will be a humble one – scrambled eggs with butter – sourced from her own farm in Bedford, New York. When pressed for more elaborate options, Stewart remains resolute, citing "good, fresh eggs" as the epitome of culinary delight.

Stewart's affinity for eggs is not new. In 2012, she shared a similar anecdote with Piers Morgan on CNN, proclaiming that eggs and salads from her garden were her idea of a perfect main course. It seems her love affair with simple, farm-to-table cuisine will continue even in the face of mortality.

In an interesting twist, Stewart has expressed a desire to be buried on her farm in a manner reminiscent of her equine companions – rather than being interred in a traditional casket or cremated. Instead, she hopes to become compost, rejecting the idea of elaborate funeral arrangements as "a racket." By allowing her body to provide nutrients for her crops, Stewart is embracing a more holistic approach to death and the cycle of life.

For this unassuming entrepreneur, it seems that even in death, simplicity and self-sufficiency will be paramount. As she navigates the final chapters of her remarkable life, Martha Stewart's commitment to living life on her own terms extends to the very end – where, presumably, a plate of fluffy scrambled eggs with butter awaits.
 
omg can u imagine her funeral being like a farmers market and people bringing their favorite egg-themed dishes 🥚😂 i mean i get it she's all about simplicity but this is just crazy what's next gonna be a funeral BBQ 🤣 anyway guess you could say she's cracking under the pressure of mortality lol
 
meh 🤷‍♀️ ... simple yet satisfying, that's kinda refreshing in this over-the-top world 🙄... who needs fancy funeral arrangements or elaborate last meals when you've got fresh eggs from your own farm? 🥚🌾 she's all about living life on her terms, even at the end of it 💕
 
I'm so over this whole "simplifying life" trend, especially when it comes to death 🤣. I mean, don't get me wrong, Martha's got that wholesome farm girl vibe going on, but come on, how original is it to want to be buried in compost? 😴 It's like she's trying too hard to be eco-friendly in her old age. And what about the family and friends who are gonna be sad about her passing? A simple plate of scrambled eggs just isn't gonna cut it, you know? 🍳 I'd have liked to see some more depth or complexity in her final meal choice, something that actually showed off her personality. But hey, to each their own, I guess 😐.
 
can't believe martha's goin down with the simplest thing ever lol... 84 and still servin up that farm-fresh goodness 🍳🥚 she's got more guts than most people at any age, even if it's just about how she wants to be buried i mean, composting? that's next level self-sufficiency right there 🌱💡
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda curious about this whole 'simple is best' vibe Martha's got going on 🤔. Like, who wouldn't want to go out with a belly full of fresh eggs and a garden to leave behind? It's almost... empowering? And I love that she's rejecting the whole fancy funeral thing for something more down-to-earth (pun intended). I mean, think about it - becoming compost is like, literally giving back to nature. It's a beautiful way to look at life and death, you know? Plus, who knows, maybe her spirit will infuse those crops with some extra love and nourishment 😊. Anyways, I guess what I'm saying is, Martha's last meal might be just the beginning of a new kind of legacy...
 
i think its kinda cool that martha stewart wants to go out with a simple meal 🍳🥚 - like, who needs fancy when you can have good, fresh stuff straight from your own farm? and i love how she's all about being self-sufficient, even in death... becoming compost for her crops is like the ultimate form of living off the land 🌱💚 it's not about any flashy funerals or rituals - its about respecting the earth and letting nature take care of things.
 
🤣 I mean, can you imagine having your last meal planned out like that? 'Hey, after I kick the bucket, serve me some scrambled eggs and butter from my farm'... sounds like a solid plan to me! 🥚👍 At least she's sticking to her guns (or should I say, her eggs?) about simple, farm-to-table living. Who needs fancy funeral arrangements when you can just become compost and help out the crops? 😂 It's all about embracing the cycle of life, right? Even in death, Martha Stewart is all about being self-sufficient and low-key. I'm kinda impressed by that level of chill. 🤪
 
I gotta say, this is kinda crazy 🤯... people are so used to lavish funerals and elaborate arrangements when it comes to passing away, but Martha Stewart wants to do things differently? I mean, I get it, she's all about living off the land and being self-sufficient, but isn't that just a fancy way of saying she doesn't want to spend her last penny on a fancy funeral? 🤑 It's interesting how this speaks to our societal values around death and what we consider "worth" spending money on. Does it mean we're putting too much emphasis on the end-of-life experience, rather than living life to the fullest? 🤔 The fact that she wants to become compost is like, so... utilitarian? Is that a good thing? I think this whole thing just brings up questions about what it means to live simply and sustainably, even when we're no longer around.
 
Can you imagine having your last meal planned out? Like, what if it was just avocado toast or something? It sounds kinda weird now that she's 84 and is like "you know what, this is gonna be my last meal" 🤯. I guess when you've lived as long and had the kind of life she has, you'd want to keep things simple, right? And honestly, scrambled eggs with butter from her own farm? That sounds pretty satisfying. I'm kinda down for that myself, especially if it's made with love ❤️. I also like how she's all about being self-sufficient even in death – composting and all that jazz 🌱. It's like, when you're 84, you don't gotta worry about fitting into a fancy casket or anything 😂.
 
[Image of a plate of scrambled eggs with a thought bubble above it, saying "I'm not done yet!"] 🤣🥚

[Epic Fail meme: A picture of Martha Stewart trying to cook scrambled eggs, but they keep getting ruined, with a caption "Even in death, she's still a perfectionist 😂"]
 
omg can you even imagine having eggs as ur last meal lol idk if i cud eat scrambled eggs even 2 day bfore dying they sound so bland 🤣 but hey martha stewart is literally living her best life rn she's all about keeping it real & simple, & that's something we can all learn frm. also, composting? thats a whole new level of self-sufficiency i'm low-key intrigued by the idea of becoming fertilizer 4 her crops tho 😂
 
You know what really gets me about this story? 🤔 It's not just that she wants to go out with a simple meal, but also that it's not even a fancy-schmancy restaurant or special occasion. Just good, honest food from her own farm. That says so much about the kind of person she is - someone who values authenticity and simplicity above all else. I mean, what could be more beautiful than living life on your own terms and accepting that death is just another part of the cycle? 💚 It's like, she's not even trying to make a big deal out of it. She's just like, "Hey, I'm gonna eat some eggs and then I'll be done." And you know what? That's kind of liberating. 🌼
 
You know what really gets me? People are always stressing about how they want to go out with a bang... I mean, who needs that kinda drama? Martha's got it right - simple living is the way to go! Scrambled eggs from her farm? That's just comfort food at its finest. And can you imagine anything more beautiful than being buried on your own land, nourishing the soil for future generations? It's all about embracing the cycle of life, ya know? No fuss, no muss... just a quiet exit with nature's help 🌿💆‍♀️
 
🍳👏 I'm not surprised about Martha Stewart's last meal choices - simple pleasures like good food and fresh air always brought her joy. Her farm in Bedford, NY is like her own personal haven 🌿💚. And it makes sense that she'd want to return to the earth in a way that feels connected to nature - composting is like the ultimate form of circular living 💫🌱. I think it's beautiful that she values self-sufficiency and wants to minimize waste at the end of her life 🙏💪.

Here's a simple diagram of her last meal, with some added personal touches:
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| Scrambled |
| Eggs with |
| Butter |
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| Fresh eggs from her farm
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| Simple pleasures in life
| 🍲🌿💛
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I hope she gets to enjoy that plate of fluffy scrambled eggs with butter... and maybe some fresh air too 😊.
 
lol just imagine martha stewart saying no fancy funeral and yeah composting is actually kinda genius 🌱 u should do it too mate, less waste and all that jazz its about being one w/ nature and stuff not gonna lie i kinda love her simplicity on this one 👏
 
🤗 I'm so down for Martha's simple yet satisfying approach to the afterlife 🥚. Who says you need all that fuss and pomp when it comes to wrapping up your life story? Her love for farm-fresh eggs is something we can all get behind, especially considering she's had her own farm for years 🌾. It's not about having some grand finale or elaborate sendoff; it's about embracing the cycle of life and letting nature take its course 🌱. That composting thing sounds like a pretty cool way to leave a lasting impact on the earth too 💚. Can we all just be more like Martha when it comes to living in harmony with ourselves and the planet? 🤞
 
idk why ppl need elaborate meals at the end 🤷‍♀️, just a simple egg & toast sounds pretty nice 2 me 🍳... anyway, its interesting that she's all about farm-to-table stuff, hope her last meal reflects the values of simplicity & sustainability 💚
 
🤷‍♀️ I gotta say, Martha's last meal is kinda adorable. Scrambled eggs from her farm? That's like my Sunday brunch lol 😂 But seriously, it shows she's always been about simplicity and living off the land. I love that she wants to be buried on her farm too - it's like she's giving back to the earth in a weird way 💚. And composting instead of some fancy funeral? That's just cool, you know? Like, she's not going out with a bang, but more like a gentle sprinkle of fertilizer 😊
 
I think its really cool that Martha is choosing to go out with a simple yet satisfying meal 🍳. Its almost like she's saying that even in death, she still values the beauty of everyday moments and the joy of eating food from her own farm. I mean, who wouldn't want to be remembered as someone who loved eggs and salads from their garden? 😂 Its also pretty interesting how she wants to be buried on her farm in a way that allows her body to nourish the earth, rather than creating some kind of elaborate spectacle. That speaks to me about the importance of living in harmony with nature and finding meaning in our own mortality. I think its a really beautiful and thoughtful way to approach the end of life 💚
 
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