I'm totally convinced that Martha Stewart is just trolling us all... I mean, 84 years old and she thinks a plate of scrambled eggs is going to be her "last meal on earth"? Get outta here! It's like she wants us to think she's some kinda simple farmer or something. And don't even get me started on the whole composting thing - that's just a bunch of hippie nonsense! She's gotta be joking, right?