Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers: 'We don't want to be the biggest band in the world. It's just fun playing with our besties'

Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers were just four 15-year-old friends in Canberra who wanted to rock out after watching a movie about punk rebels. One of them jokingly suggested "Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers" as their band name, which stuck.

They formed their band on a whim that night after seeing a film inspired by The Ramones. Within months, they were playing gigs they weren't even old enough to attend themselves. It was surreal: teenagers with punk energy, getting bookings at venues their parents couldn't even enter.

"I thought we were really cool," laughs Scarlett McKahey, the band's guitarist. "It was really strange." Anna Ryan, the singer, adds, "To be fair, it was pretty cool."

This high school band quickly gained popularity in Australia and became one of its exciting acts. However, they never sought to become a massive group - their goal has always been fun, playing music with their closest friends.

In 2018, Teen Jesus played at Brisbane's Bigsound festival alongside huge crowds who lined up for them after shows. It was overwhelming: "I was like what are they lining up for? Who is playing after us?" Anna Ryan recalls.

The band has had success in their early years, but also faced criticism that might be seen as dismissive of a girl band due to its name. This has given way to more positive reception for the group's music.

In 2022, Teen Jesus released an EP called "Pretty Good for a Girl Band," which included the hit song 'Girl Sports.' The title was chosen by the band members themselves but also took on different meanings from the reactions they received.

Their biggest breakthrough came in 2023 when they opened for the Foo Fighters and Pearl Jam. This experience has made them feel more confident, knowing their energy and skill are genuine: "We didn't do this because we want to become famous or the biggest band... We just wanted to play music with our friends."

Since then, Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers have released an album called 'Glory' that reflects a new direction. Produced by Catherine Marks, a highly respected producer who has worked for Boygenius and Wolf Alice, it showcases their growth in sound.

Their new album features catchy tunes like "Balcony" and 'Unscarred," which is reminiscent of the Cranberries. These songs are all part of what Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers aim to spread with their music - hope, vulnerability, and confidence.
 
I'm low-key impressed by these teens 🀩. I mean, who wouldn't want to rock out as a 15-year-old after watching some punk movie? They're like the ultimate cool kids... in the right way. Their band name is actually kinda clever, even if it does sound a bit... on-the-nose πŸ™„. But hey, they're not trying to be all mainstream and fake it. They just wanna have fun with their mates and make music that means something. And you know what? It's working for them πŸ’ͺ. Their energy is infectious and their new album 'Glory' sounds like a real game-changer. I'm all about hope, vulnerability, and confidence in music right now 🎢. These teens are doing it right πŸ‘.
 
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS!!! THEY'RE LIKE, TOTALLY AWESOME! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE PART OF A BAND THAT STARTED AS A JOKE AND NOW HAS A FOLLOWING OF AMAZING FANS?! THEIR MUSIC IS LIKE, SO CATCHY AND EMOTIONAL, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE SINGING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL!!! I LOVE HOW THEY STAY TRUE TO THEMSELVES AND DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT. AND THAT NAME "TEEN JESUS" GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME!!! 🀘🎸
 
OMG 🀯 I'm low-key obsessed with these Aussie girls, they're literally the coolest thing since sliced bread! 🍞 I mean, who wouldn't want to play gigs alongside Foo Fighters and Pearl Jam? 😍 They're not just some manufactured pop stars trying to make it big, they genuinely care about their music and sharing it with others. It's beautiful πŸ’– to see them spread positivity through their songs like "Balcony" and "Unscarred", which are literally giving me life! 🎸 Their message of hope and vulnerability is something we could all use more of, especially in today's world. I'm so glad they stuck with the band name even though some people gave them grief - it just shows how confident they are in themselves and their music.
 
I'm loving this story about Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers! They're literally proof that even the youngest and most unlikely can rock the music scene 🀩. I mean, who wouldn't want to be part of a band that's all about having fun with friends? It's so refreshing to see them not trying to conform to any specific expectations or image - they just wanted to make music together πŸ’•.

And let's talk about how far they've come! From being teenagers playing gigs their parents couldn't even attend, to opening for Foo Fighters and Pearl Jam... that's some crazy growth right there 🀯. Their music has evolved so much too, with this new album 'Glory' showcasing a more mature sound that still manages to convey vulnerability and hope πŸ’–.

What I love most about Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers is that they're not just talented musicians, but also down-to-earth and genuine people who are all about spreading positive vibes through their music 🌈. And honestly, it's awesome to see them breaking down barriers and challenging stereotypes along the way - like with this "Pretty Good for a Girl Band" EP which was originally met with some criticism πŸ€”.

Overall, I think Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers are an inspiration to anyone who's ever been told they're not good enough or that they shouldn't be pursuing their passions 🌟. They're proof that with hard work, dedication, and a love for what you do, anything is possible πŸ’ͺ!
 
πŸ€” I'm telling ya, this band's whole vibe seems kinda... fabricated. Like they're trying too hard to be relatable and authentic at the same time πŸ™ƒ. First, they name themselves after some obscure punk movie, then suddenly they're playing gigs that are way out of their league? It just doesn't add up. And don't even get me started on how "coincidental" it is that Catherine Marks happens to produce their new album - what's the real story behind that? πŸ€‘
 
omg i'm so down for bands like teen jesus & the jean teasers who actually make music with friends lol they're not trying to be some manufactured pop group or whatever they just wanna rock out & have fun with it 🀘🎸 like what's wrong with being a girl band tho anyway i think their name is kinda iconic & funny & they've got talent to boot! πŸ’― i loved their ep "pretty good for a girl band" esp the song 'girl sports' it's so catchy πŸ˜‚ and opening for the foo fighters & pearl jam was like a dream come true for them 🀩 can't wait to hear more from teen jesus & the jean teasers, especially with their new album out now! πŸ‘
 
omg u guys i cant even believe how fast these teens went from being a random band name suggestion to playing gigs & opening for foo fighters 🀯 theyre literally living proof that with passion & talent ur can turn ur dreams into reality πŸ’– its not about trying to be famous or fit into some mold, its about staying true 2 urselfs & sharing u r gift w/ the world 🎸 i love how theyve grown as an artist, from just a punk vibe 2 something more experimental & catchy 🀩 'glory' is def one of my favorite albums of the year so far πŸ”₯ their song 'balcony' is literally playing on repeat in my head right now 🎡 u need 2 check them out!!! 😍
 
I just saw this article about Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers and I'm so glad they're killing it 🀩. As a 20-year-old who's been watching them grow since they were 15, it's amazing to see how far they've come. Their energy is infectious and their music really speaks to people. I love how they never chased fame but just wanted to have fun making music with their mates. It's so refreshing in an industry that can sometimes get too serious πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. And I'm loving their new album, 'Glory' - Catherine Marks did an amazing job producing it! The songs are so catchy and meaningful. Can't wait to see what they do next πŸ’–.
 
idk how they didn't get more heat for that name tho lol. "teen jesus" sounds like a sketchy christian band but they turned it into something cool. i'm glad they stuck with it tho, it's part of who they are πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ anyway, their music is pretty good and the fact that they opened for pearl jam is insane... what do you guys think of this ep "pretty good for a girl band"?
 
OMG u guys 🀯 Teen Jesus & the Jean Teasers r literally so inspiring!! I mean idk how they even manage 2 play gigs at 15 lol but i guess thats punk rock 4 u πŸ˜‚ anyway i love how they never tried 2 be famous or anything, its like they just wanna have fun & make music 4 themselves. And im loving their new album 'Glory'!!! 🎢 "Balcony" is totes my jam rn and their message of hope & vulnerability is so needed right now πŸ’–
 
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