Quirky Cosy Crime Alert: 'The Long Shoe' by Bob Mortimer
Meet Matt Giles, a hapless 30-something who's having one bad luck after another. Recently fired from his job as a bathroom salesman and evicted from his flat with his girlfriend Harriet, it seems like life can't get much worse – but boy, is it wrong. A note from Harriet informs him she's left him, only to have the tables turned when he receives a mysterious call about a luxurious new apartment, sparking hope that things are finally going Matt's way.
Of course, with Bob Mortimer behind the mic, this quirky cosy crime novel can't be taken too seriously. Good luck trying! The author's trademark offbeat sense of humour shines through in his narration, particularly when it comes to Matt's befuddlement at trying to spot familiar faces – a task akin to searching for a mouse's handbag in a builder's skip.
Here, Mortimer masterfully juggles three alternating viewpoints: Matt's own chapters, Harriet's voice (narrated by the delightfully dry Diane Morgan), and their nosy neighbour Carol (played by Arabella Weir). The latter may have a penchant for romping after younger men – never a good idea. As it turns out, Harriet hasn't left Matt at all but has been a victim of crime.
The plot gets a bit tangled in its own web of contrivances, but trust us, the laughs and snappy dialogue keep things ticking along. Goodmonson, Matt's wisecracking cat, adds an extra layer of surreal charm to this already bizarre world. Even if 'The Long Shoe' takes a few leaps of faith, it remains undeniably quirky and delightfully funny – making for a listen that will leave you beaming.
Listen to The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer on Simon & Schuster
Meet Matt Giles, a hapless 30-something who's having one bad luck after another. Recently fired from his job as a bathroom salesman and evicted from his flat with his girlfriend Harriet, it seems like life can't get much worse – but boy, is it wrong. A note from Harriet informs him she's left him, only to have the tables turned when he receives a mysterious call about a luxurious new apartment, sparking hope that things are finally going Matt's way.
Of course, with Bob Mortimer behind the mic, this quirky cosy crime novel can't be taken too seriously. Good luck trying! The author's trademark offbeat sense of humour shines through in his narration, particularly when it comes to Matt's befuddlement at trying to spot familiar faces – a task akin to searching for a mouse's handbag in a builder's skip.
Here, Mortimer masterfully juggles three alternating viewpoints: Matt's own chapters, Harriet's voice (narrated by the delightfully dry Diane Morgan), and their nosy neighbour Carol (played by Arabella Weir). The latter may have a penchant for romping after younger men – never a good idea. As it turns out, Harriet hasn't left Matt at all but has been a victim of crime.
The plot gets a bit tangled in its own web of contrivances, but trust us, the laughs and snappy dialogue keep things ticking along. Goodmonson, Matt's wisecracking cat, adds an extra layer of surreal charm to this already bizarre world. Even if 'The Long Shoe' takes a few leaps of faith, it remains undeniably quirky and delightfully funny – making for a listen that will leave you beaming.
Listen to The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer on Simon & Schuster
bob mortimer's sense of humour is just infectious, can't wait to dive into this quirky cosy crime novel. the premise is so weird and wonderful, i love it! 
good monson sounds like a sassy little sidekick, can't wait for some more laughs 
I just finished listening to "The Long Shoe" by Bob Mortimer and I gotta say, it's a wild ride! Matt Giles' misadventures had me laughing out loud... some parts were like 'what is going on?!?' but that's part of the charm, right? The cast of characters, especially Harriet and Carol, are so well done. It's like having three different podcasts merged into one hilarious show 
. I'm not gonna lie, it got a bit confusing at times (I'm pretty bad at keeping track of plot twists), but the humor and banter between characters kept me hooked. All in all, a fun, lighthearted listen that's perfect for a commute or just chillin' 
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. I've already listened to it 3 times and I'm still finding new things to giggle about 
and I gotta say, it's such a fun ride! The way the author weaves together this wacky story with his signature humor is pure magic 
. I love how Matt Giles, the main character, is just trying to navigate life after being fired and evicted - who hasn't been there, right? 
. I'm definitely looking forward to more of Bob Mortimer's quirky adventures - he's definitely found his niche as a "cosy crime" author 
. Give it a listen if you want a laugh-out-loud good time!
. seriously though, Bob Mortimer's narration is perfection from start to finish i loved how he pokes fun at himself and the absurdity of it all. 9/10 would recommend if you need a good laugh 
. And the three different narrators are all great - Diane Morgan as Harriet is my fave, she's always so deadpan 
. The plot may get a bit wonky, but who cares when you're having this much fun? 
. Diane Morgan's narration is pure gold, and Bob Mortimer's wit had me chuckling out loud 
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but what really got me was the cat's one-liners, Goodmonson is literally the real MVP 
the guy's life is literally the ultimate meme - from being evicted to getting in some kinda crime drama? what a wild ride! 
Bob Mortimer's humor had me laughing out loud so many times, especially with Diane Morgan's deadpan narration for Harriet's chapters 
and then there's Arabella Weir's nosy neighbor Carol 
it all just works so well together. I love how Goodmonson the cat is basically the real star of the show 
. The character development is top-notch, especially Diane Morgan's dry narration – it adds this delightful layer of sarcasm to Harriet's storyline 
. Overall, 'The Long Shoe' has me hooked – I need to know what happens next! 
) had me giggling out loud. And Goodmonson, that wisecracking cat? I need more of him in my life 
The show's clever use of multiple perspectives and wacky characters also teaches us about the importance of empathy and not judging others – you never know what's really going on behind closed doors! 
Good storytelling always leaves me feeling uplifted, even when things get a bit absurd 
Matt's misadventures are so relatable I'm kinda rooting for him despite all his mishaps