I'm not buying into all these new age marathons 
... 55k runners? That's just crazy talk! What's next, a triathlon in Times Square? 
And don't even get me started on the prize money - $500k? That's just a fancy way of saying "we're willing to break the bank to attract more spectators" 
. And what's with all these athletes pushing for sub-2 hour finishes? Are they trying to set some kind of personal best or is it just about being part of the most epic spectacle ever? 
Either way, I'll stick to watching from home, thank you very much! 
... 55k runners? That's just crazy talk! What's next, a triathlon in Times Square? And don't even get me started on the prize money - $500k? That's just a fancy way of saying "we're willing to break the bank to attract more spectators" . And what's with all these athletes pushing for sub-2 hour finishes? Are they trying to set some kind of personal best or is it just about being part of the most epic spectacle ever? Either way, I'll stick to watching from home, thank you very much!